Mon, 23 Apr 2007 22:20:32 GMT

Oh come on, there has to be some hair dye around in a place like this.

And what's up with the younger version of me? Boot him out, please. He's disrupting my sleep.

So, this place - what was it called? Empyrean? Tch, how clichè. Sounds like something Hikaru'd name a clothing line, if he ever released one. ~~But he doesn't even know the difference between cotton and satin, the idiot.~~

[Private/Hackable]

...Apparently, the younger me actually grew up with Hikaru? That's what it sounds like, from his ranting - and I didn't meet Hikaru until I was twenty, and we didn't know we were--we weren't aware of our taboo relationship.

He seems to be fully aware of it, though. Does he know the consequences of doing things like that in today's society? It's illegal!

Jeeze, how stupid can someone get? I need to go get sleeping pills and drug him, so that he'll get some sleep. He looks really ugly like that, and I won't stand for any version of me looking ugly.

Sun, 22 Apr 2007 13:32:00 GMT

Alright Hikaru, shower's free--what did I tell you about redecorating the house!?

Perfection takes time, you don't need to go around changing everything to prove how long I spend in the shower, you bum! Give me back my clothes already, and turn off the air conditioner - there won't be anything left for you if I freeze.

Hurry up, already. I'm not going to walk around like last time, I'm going to wait right here until you come to get me. And if we're late for that meeting we'll both be skinned.

You have fifteen seconds before I tell the police who you are, thirty before I tell them where you live, and one minute before I tell them where you hide everything. Your reputation will be ruined.

But if you come back for me, it will definitely be more than worth it. I didn't burn those papers for nothing, you know. It would be a waste to have you in jail, especially seeing as how they've started doing those tests.

...Seriously Hikaru, this wasn't funny the first three times, and it's not funny now. The meeting's going to be a short one, only an hour at most. Then I'll be free for the rest of the day and you can prance around and show me off and "Haha I told you so!" at everyone you've ever ~~or never~~ met.

Hitachiin Kaoru the Third